Drabble # 307, Driver
This story was written for Medioum’s Fiction Shorts.
A Drabble is a concise 100-word story that respects your busy schedule. Your presence here matters. Please stay on the page for thirty seconds so you will count as a reader. Thank you.
The first sentence will be: You probably won’t believe me.
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“You probably won’t believe me. But we like the tinted windshield, officer.”
“Please step down and away from the car. Is the driver inside the service station?”
“I’m the driver. You probably won’t believe that either.”
“Can I see your license?”
“Dog, rabies, or driver’s?”
“Oh, a wise guy, huh?”
“Officer, Who are you talking to?”
“Sir, Are you the owner of this car?”
“And Fido. Is there a problem?”
“Does your dog drive the car?”
“Is that what he said? Well, that would be against the law, wouldn’t it, officer? Fido, apologize to the nice policeman.”
“Woof. Woof. Woof.”
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