Look Around for Windmills to Charge

The random word for today is unusual.

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Jim woke up feeling confident.

Unusual.

His mother said good morning to him for the first time in a week and added:

“I’ll pick you up from basketball practice.”

On the bus to school, when he looked at Mary, she met his eyes and smiled.

John asked him for his algebra homework, and Jerry laughed at his joke.

In history class, the minute hand moved every time he blinked.

While waiting in line for lunch along corridor C, Jim saw Joe and Tom pushing Bill’s wheelchair away from the boy’s room. He grabbed Jerry and John and led the charge.

Please, Help Us Save Our Marriage

Today’s random word is ruin.

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Act One: The Office of Kendra White, Marriage Counselor (She, They)

Mrs. Red and Mr. Blue are sitting silently, staring forward.

White enters.

Mrs. Red begins speaking.

“Blue and I agree. Our union is in tatters.”

Blue: “In ruin.”

White: “Let’s begin with our preferred pronouns.”

Blue: “He.”

Red: “She, of course. Should we refer to you as they?”

White: “She is fine. Let’s start with each of you turning toward your partner to ask the first question that comes to mind.”

Red: “Why have you stopped going to church?”

Blue: “Why don’t you like our new neighbors, the Rodriquez’s?”

How Often Do You Apologize?

I did yesterday. It may become a habit.

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Not often enough.

I’ll wager.

Sorry, I hope I haven’t offended you.

I’ve been doing that lately.

For example, I insulted a friend during an argument yesterday.

I called him a name.

It wasn’t a terrible name, not one of those 21st-century unacceptable names.

That my uncle used in the 1950s.

But I stamped a label on his forehead.

It was a standard 21st-century label.

Racist.

I could see the hurt in his eyes.

Hear the wound in his voice.

At first, I tried to clarify.

I didn’t mean you were a racist, only that you support a racist.

I knew the damage had been done.

Upon reflection, it’s possible to be right and wrong.

There are racists.

But guilt by association is a bridge too far.

Today, this word has become an epithet.

Like antisemite.

Progress.

However, hurtling labels at people is like painting with a broad brush.

Sloppy.

Using a cannon when a scalpel would do.

So, instead of writing words on the board, I apologized to my friend.

It felt so good.

I’ll try it on someone else today.

Welcome, High School Class of 1967

A conversation was overheard.

Today’s random word is tremble.

This is a photo of a 50-year reunion of friends from the St. Ambrose College class of 1971; the author is second from the right in the second row.

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The Trembles?

Nah, that doesn’t sound right.

The Tomatoes?

Have you ever heard of a group named after a fruit?

A tomato is a vegetable. Look, here comes Sharon — name tags help.

Bingo. The other song was Here Comes My Baby. Who sang Silence is Golden and Here Comes My Baby? Let’s ask Sharon.

Maybe that’s not a good idea. Her law firm sued the school district for not spending enough money on girls’ sports.

Sharon, hi, Bob and Paul. We were on the Spaghetti dinner committee together. We can’t remember who sang Here Comes My Baby?

The Tremeloes, Boys!

A Man Walks Into the Water

Burdened by guilt.

Today’s random word is brook.

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Fish: You’re not from around here.

Man: I saw the brook from the bridge.

Fish: So, are you lost?

Man: I’m late for work, and my wife’s mad at me. I also need to mow the grass and call my mother, and it’s all becoming too much.

Fish: I’ve heard about guilt but don’t know it.

Man: Can I give mine to you? One tiny moment. I promise I’ll take it back.

Fish: Fin to finger for 60 seconds.

Man: Scout’s honor.

One minute lapses.

Fish: Hey, where are you floating off to?

Man: I don’t know.

Fish: I’m sorry.

If You Look Long Enough, She Will Speak to You

Today’s random word is among.

Photo by the author of Edouard Manet’s Luncheon on the Grass, at The Courtauld Gallery in London

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Painting: Are you judging me?

Viewer: I’m not. Or any of your friends.

What are you thinking?

Why do the men have their clothes on, and you and your friend don’t?

I’m an exhibitionist.

What do you mean?

I’ve nothing to hide, especially among friends and nature.

On the wall opposite you is a naked painting of Adam and Eve before they ate the apple. Like you, there is no shame in their eyes.

God was wrong to make us ashamed of our bodies.

Are the men with you embarrassed by their bodies?

They weren’t just a few minutes ago.

A Mother’s Patience

Today’s random word is foundation.

The new foundation for our front porch. Photo by Matt Downing of Ragarack Construction

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Joe strode through the door and settled into the front-row window seat. He placed his pen in the table groove.

Just before the bell, Jim slid into the desk in the back row and slumped down. His cap bill camouflaged his eyes.

Jim had sat in the back of a classroom for as long as he could remember.

Joe always felt comfortable in the front.

At parent-teacher conferences, their mother said her task was to lay the foundation for success.

Joe came two minutes earlier than Jim.

She added:

Jim will be a late bloomer. I know it.

Mirror, Mirror on The Wall

A genetic conversation

Today’s random word is sweep.

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Message to my readers: This short piece was published in Medium’s Fiction Shorts. It is a Drabble of precisely 100 words using the random word SWEEP. It is written as a “genetic conversation.”

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Look at the sweep of my hand. Isn’t it beautiful?

What will you do with your hands today?

Applaud my good intentions.

Do your plans include helping others?

Why do you care so much about others?

They are part of your little world; you might need their help someday.

I saw a wheelbarrow full of dirt in Ed’s backyard.

Grab your shovel.

But I passed him on the street yesterday, and he didn’t ask for help.

Maybe he’s like you. And doesn’t have a mirror.

Oh, I could use his ladder to clean out my gutters.

Afterwards, you can applaud.

I Write To Get Over Myself

What about you?

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I’m an arms-crossed kind of guy and always looking for out-of-place poop.

Flip Wilson’s “Here comes the judge.”

That critical eye made me a natural academic.

Perhaps.

Grammarly doesn’t like that “perhaps.” Too tentative, it tells me.

It’s probably right. Flip’s judge is looking over my other shoulder, nodding its head.

The faces of my internal interlocutors have changed over the years. My mother, 103 in spirit, is still there, occasionally. My dad, not so much. He told me something once and then let it go. Maybe he’s behind the curtain.

Every teacher, coach, mentor, colleague, brother, lover, friend, and American President has taken their turn, except one. No, not him. He’s too busy with real-life judges.

I’ve projected their verdicts onto innocent and not-so-innocent pooches.

And onto you, too. I clapped and commented something nice on your recent story. But really, did it need to be six minutes long?

I’m a little tired of this gavel part of me.

Even Catholic priests retire at 70.

I’ve had 75 years of judging.

Maybe God doesn’t need my help anymore.

It’s long past time for that part of me to recede.

Why do I write stories?

A friend recently asked me why I write stories. It’s a good question. This is Medium story 300.

“It just seems natural,” I replied without much thought.

Of course, with reflection, it’s nothing of the sort for me.

Writing stories came late and coincided with my retirement from teaching Politics in college.

Knowing my friend, I’m guessing he was asking why I write the kind of stories I write, personal reflections, and not essays with the heft of my scholarly expertise.

I know it sounds trite, but I’ve discovered from this three-year 4- 6 a.m. writing routine that it feels good to get things out to you and out of myself.

What kind of things?

Ask yourself:

Do you need another essay on Donald Trump by a so-called expert?

Be honest, wouldn’t you prefer a dog poop story?

With a moral of some sort that may connect to your life.

To Get Over Myself

What about me? What are the things I need to get out of myself?

In a terrific essay I link below, Rick Lewis writes

Life only works when you can get over yourself quickly in the moments that count. Writing is how I get over myself.

To get over my criticality, I need to take it out and see it in the light of day.

Writing helps.

It reinforces awareness.

There it is, on the page.

It’s also over there in how I look at that slightly off-kilter picture frame.

And in my expectations for my son.

It’s everywhere I am.

If I can see it, I can change it.

Judge-Paul, Be Gone.

Third Person Thinking

Some, perhaps my friend, would call this story navel-gazing.

My shirt is tucked in.

But there is a danger.

The late Indian Jesuit priest Anthony De Mello wrote in Awareness about the difference between self-absorption and self-observation.

Self-absorption is self-preoccupation, where you’re concerned about yourself, worried about yourself. Self-observation means to watch everything in you and around you as far as possible, as if it were happening to someone else.

DeMello says the key is not to personalize things.

Even when one is writing about personal things.

Third-person journaling has trained me to distance myself from my anxieties, worries, and problems to manage them better.

I live in the first person.

I write for you in the first person.

But the act of writing helps me think in the third person.

That’s how I try to get over myself.

By uncrossing my arms.

And picking up that poop.

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The title and a quote are from this story by Rick Lewis

What Happens When You’re a Writer, But You Don’t Write

It ain’t pretty

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“If We Couldn’t Laugh, We Just Would Go Insane”

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Are you feeling a bit down today?

The late sage Jimmy Buffet said laughter helps us through life’s challenges. He wrote my title and placed it at the end of Latitudes and Longitudes, which you can listen to here.

You’ll feel 10% better after you listen.

Steve’s story will bump you another 10.

I hadn’t talked with Steve in fifteen years, but I had seen him walking gingerly around town.

“Are you still playing golf?” I asked during a break in a Lifelong Learning class we were taking.

“Not for six years. Peripheral Neuropathy in my legs,” he replied and continued:

When I was diagnosed, I was sure my symptoms suggested Parkison’s, which killed my older sister ten years ago. So, neuropathy was a relief.

A turtle passed me on the College Drive bridge two days ago.

And he did it again yesterday.

Gratitude for your attitude, Steve.

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